They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.