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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

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They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

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Later is the best time to do anything.

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I disagree with my politics.

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Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

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Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

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Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

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The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

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Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

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The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.

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I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

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When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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Hand sanitizer will find a cut you didn’t even know you had.

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Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

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A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

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Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

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Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

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I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

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Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

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They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

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If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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