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Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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Being social sucks all my energy.

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Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

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Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

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The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

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Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.