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We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

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If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

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Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

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If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

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Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

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“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

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Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

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You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

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Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

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Going viral on Twitch:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

Just shared via Telegram:

Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

Trending via Messenger:

Salt is just angry sugar.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

Live now on X:

I need a break from me.

Trending via Threads:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

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If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

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The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

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You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

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I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

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There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WhatsApp:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Going viral on TikTok:

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

Reported on Twitch:

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

Just shared via Instagram:

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

Live now on Pinterest:

Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Going viral on YouTube:

Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

Just shared via Threads:

Why read the room when you can leave the room?

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