Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"Because in a world where coffee is the elixir of productivity, the sacred duty of brewing a good pot should not be taken lightly! 🤓☕️ Pass the coffee test, earn the brew badge, and welcome to the caffeinated elite circle of office heroes!"

before, coffee, coffee maker, humor, little, maker, office, pass, rules, should, test, touch, training, training video, video, watch, workplace

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

1 month ago
bring, cops, demand, hours, humor, love, me, relationship, time, urgency
Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

1 month ago
adventure, driving, hope, humor, i, me, night, road, uncertainty
Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

1 month ago
bribe, cake, effective, fear, humor, manipulate, manipulation, me, much, persuasion, please
I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

1 month ago
aspiration, humor, i, irony, kids, lifestyle, mom, no kids, parenting, stay-at-home, stay-at-home mom
If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

1 month ago
growth, humor, i, mind, mistake, reflection, today, wisdom, yesterday
Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

1 month ago
advice, closer, enemy, feel, humor, negativity, quit, relationship, shit, wonder

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

I think God was high when he made me.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on WhatsApp:

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Come on, karma, do your job.

Trending via Facebook:

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

Seen just now on Telegram:

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

Trending via Slack:

I love Pinterest. No opinions. No bad vibes. Just pretty pictures.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed.

Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

I’m not alone. I have ants.

I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives.

Activity Log ✨

Share Wordgag 🙏

Activity Log ✨

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Related Funny Posts 🤝

Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Share Wordgag 🙏