This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes. Commentary:"Looks like Hansel and Gretel better have some good home insurance! 🏠🚒🧯 #NotUpToCode" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore. No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard. Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire. It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire. Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.
