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If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

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Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

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I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

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I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.