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Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

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Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

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Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

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Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

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Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

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I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

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Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

17 shares on YouTube this month:

Your DM doesn’t match the Bible quote in your bio. Uh-oh.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

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Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

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If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

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I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

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If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

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Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

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Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

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What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

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Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

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I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

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All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

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No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

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Single by choice. Just not my choice.

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The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

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I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

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Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

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“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

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You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

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Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

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This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

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Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

I’m sick of living through history!

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

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