This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

This place was really tidy yesterday. It's a shame you missed it.

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“Oh, you mean the world-renowned Museum of Temporary Cleanliness? 😂 Don’t worry, you’ll catch the next exhibit titled ‘The Great Clutter Comeback.’ 🏛️🧹”

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