This year felt like being awake during surgery. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThis year felt like being awake during surgery. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake. As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it. A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery. Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.