Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Protecting the tech like itβs their star-studded destiny πππ Related funny posts π You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics. I see WWIII is about to kick off again. Iβd best cancel the milk and get the cat in. Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication. At my age, Iβm worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. Iβm also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard. Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.