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Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

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I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

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It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

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No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.