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You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

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Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

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Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

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Spotted on X:

My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

Spotted on Threads:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Spotted on Discord:

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

Going viral on TikTok:

I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Not right now. I’m manifesting.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

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You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

2 months ago
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They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

2 months ago
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There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

1 month ago
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Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

1 month ago
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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

1 month ago
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Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Be the reason someone burns sage.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Like most people my age, I’m 50.

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Spotted on Messenger:

“What do you do for a living?” I do my best.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

Trending via Telegram:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

Seen just now on Reddit:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Going viral on YouTube:

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

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Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

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When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

If you want to feel really bad about yourself, just start dating.

Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

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My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

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Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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