To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

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The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.