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"Looks like this person is setting up an annual 'Wrong-athon' 😅🕰️ Who says consistency is key, right? Watch out folks, next year's edition is sure to be a blockbuster hit! 🎥✨"

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86 shares on X this month:

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Study international relations and political science if you watch the news and think, I’d like this to make me even more depressed.

44 shares on Facebook this month:

“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

59 shares on TikTok this month:

You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

15 shares on X this month:

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

40 shares on Threads this month:

Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

The year flies by when you’re scrolling.

54 shares on Threads this month:

People will say “sounds good” at work when things don’t sound good at all.

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Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

Going viral on Threads:

Vegetables are actually pretty good when they’re fried.

Live now on Discord:

Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.

Spotted on Discord:

I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

Just landed via Facebook:

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

Spotted on WeChat:

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Duolingo does everything except actually teach you the language.

Making waves on TikTok:

People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

Trending via Snapchat:

They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

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To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

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To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Keep the laugh going 😂

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

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