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You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

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At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

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My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

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Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000