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I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

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“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

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1 month ago

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I’ve been blocked by better.

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2 months ago

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I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

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2 months ago

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I used to have a great future in my past.

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2 months ago

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I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

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2 months ago

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33 shares on YouTube this month:

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

17 shares on Discord this month:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

50 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

50 shares on Slack this month:

If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

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Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Short men store so much anger in their little body.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

You are my favorite dirty thought.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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Trending via WeChat:

Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Just landed via Pinterest:

The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

Making waves on Discord:

Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

Just shared via Discord:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

Trending via WeChat:

I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

Spotted on Instagram:

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

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To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

I’ve been blocked by better.

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

I used to have a great future in my past.

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

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