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Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

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Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

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I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

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I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

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There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

68 shares on Reddit this month:

The only men you can trust is ramen.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

17 shares on Slack this month:

Only DM me if you like disappointment.

71 shares on Twitch this month:

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

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As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

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They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

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Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

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Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

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I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

Seen just now on Slack:

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

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Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

Making waves on Threads:

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

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All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

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We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

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To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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