Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

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I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

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Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

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My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

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Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

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Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?