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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

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I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

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I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

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That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.