Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.
- I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.
- Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.
- Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.
- Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.
