Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed! 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🚽💼 "Toilets are definitely not the scene of the crime! No need for CSI here, just clean up on Aisle 2!" 😄🧹 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving. I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene. Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too. Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars. Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.