Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed! Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:π½πΌ "Toilets are definitely not the scene of the crime! No need for CSI here, just clean up on Aisle 2!" ππ§Ή Related Funny Posts π€ Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, βItβs started again, hasnβt it?β then leaving. I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene. Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished. Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene. Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.