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Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

Reported on X:

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Making waves on Facebook:

If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

Just landed via X:

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

Live now on Facebook:

The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

Just shared via YouTube:

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Just shared via Threads:

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

Making waves on Facebook:

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

Trending via Telegram:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

6 months ago

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

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Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Running from your problems is cardio.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Life begins when you can afford it.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

Just landed via Reddit:

I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

Spotted on Reddit:

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

Reported on Messenger:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

Trending via Discord:

Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

Making waves on YouTube:

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Making waves on WeChat:

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

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