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Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

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Looks like the ghosts are feeling beefy! 🐄🌪️ Better moooo-ve out of the way and let them ghostly cow warriors settle their beef! 😄👻

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cow, fight, fighting, ghost, ghosts, humor, joke, just, nature, over, tornado on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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