Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like the ghosts are feeling beefy! 🐄🌪️ Better moooo-ve out of the way and let them ghostly cow warriors settle their beef! 😄👻 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first. The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow. I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body. Foo fighters still fighting foo. My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.