Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like the ghosts are feeling beefy! ๐๐ช๏ธ Better moooo-ve out of the way and let them ghostly cow warriors settle their beef! ๐๐ป Related Funny Posts ๐ค A baby cow is called a calf because itโs half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions. Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat. Why didnโt Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human? Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets? You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.