Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

Totally unrealistic movie title: "The Postman Always Rings Twice". We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

Commentary:
“Who has time for double ringing in this day and age? 📫💨 One ring and they’re outta there! Maybe the postman should try speed dial next time. 📞😆 #RingOnceAndRun #PostOfficePranks”

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