Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave. Posted onMay 10, 2024May 10, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo. Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience. If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice. The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’ The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.