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Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always…

Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always…

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"Who has time for double ringing in this day and age? 📫💨 One ring and they're outta there! Maybe the postman should try speed dial next time. 📞😆 #RingOnceAndRun #PostOfficePranks"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, delivery, guys, humor, joke, know, leave, movie, movie title, postman, ring, rings, title, twice, unrealistic on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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