Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

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Looks like your immune system has a strict ‘no smiles allowed’ policy! 😄🦠 Don’t worry, maybe try a stealthy smirk next time to avoid any rebel white blood cells. Keep those immune cells on their toes! #SmileStruggles

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