Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppTried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life. I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment. I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money. If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.