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Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would co…

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would co…

Commentary:
"Arguing online is like playing chess with a pigeon – no matter how well you play, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces and strut around like it won anyway. 🐦💻 Better to wave the white flag and call it a day before the pigeons take over the internet!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alone, anything, argument, concede, i, leave, leave alone, me, online, sociopathic, stranger, trying, win on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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