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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

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The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

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I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

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You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

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Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.