Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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Haha, Twitter’s like that one friend who never stops monologuing at the party 😂🖤🗣️

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