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Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

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Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

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Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

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Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

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Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

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Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.