Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.