Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

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Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

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Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

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They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

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I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.