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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

The feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

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Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

Live now on TikTok:

Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

Just landed via Facebook:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

Just shared via Twitch:

Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

Trending via Messenger:

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Just landed via Reddit:

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

Spotted on Snapchat:

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

Just shared via Threads:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

Making waves on Reddit:

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

4 weeks ago

Witty text about the bizarre feeling of unloading the dishwasher backwards, humorous and playful.

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"Ah, the rebellious act of reversing the dishwasher unload – a daring endeavor to break free from the monotony of daily tasks! 💪😄 Who knew kitchen chores could spark such excitement and adventure? Take that, ordinary routine! 🍽️♻️ #DishwasherDaring"

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Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

87 shares on Discord this month:

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

38 shares on Slack this month:

He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

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What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

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I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

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I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

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Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

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Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

You ever cleaned a room in your house so good that you walked out… just to walk back in to see your work?

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Homeless man just called me a “loser,” and I showed him my house keys.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

Spotted on YouTube:

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Oh good. Another day.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

Shared recently on Discord:

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

Just landed via YouTube:

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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