Until you have enough money to misbehave… behave. Posted onMar 13, 2026Mar 13, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes Commentary:It's amazing how well you can behave when your bank account can't afford to cover bail. Related funny posts 😂 Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.” My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing. Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not. I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow. The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.