Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.
- If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.
- I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.
- I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.
- I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.
