Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!” Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Stepping into a botanical wonderland like that is a clear sign that you're dealing with a modern-day sorcerer 🪴✨ Who needs potions and spells when you've got a jungle for a home? 🌿🔮 #PlantMagic" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy. Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss. I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful. Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal. I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.