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The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

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Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

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If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

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Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

75 shares on TikTok this month:

I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

30 shares on Twitch this month:

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

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The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

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I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

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If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

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I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

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Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

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Thaw me like one of your french fries!

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Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

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I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

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We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

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Going bananas on Reddit:

I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

Just landed via Pinterest:

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

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It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

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Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

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Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

Making waves on Instagram:

Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

Just shared via Messenger:

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

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Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

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