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Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

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Renaissance vibes: lounging in style with grapes and no pants! πŸ‡πŸŽ¨πŸ˜Š

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged around, date, eating, grape, humor, lay, lounging, naked, over, painting, relaxation, renaissance, Renaissance painting, want on Sep 16, 2025 by slickboy.

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