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If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

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The best thing about the internet is that you’re never the dumbest one here.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

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Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

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The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I will sit in the rain about this.

Shared recently on X:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Just shared via Threads:

Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

Just landed via Facebook:

Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

Just landed via Instagram:

You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

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84 shares on WeChat this month:

I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

46 shares on Discord this month:

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

67 shares on YouTube this month:

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

14 shares on Instagram this month:

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

62 shares on Reddit this month:

When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”

64 shares on WeChat this month:

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Please hesitate to reach out.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

My bad habits got renewed for another season.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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Shared recently on Discord:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I used to have a great future in my past.

Going bananas on Discord:

Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

Trending via YouTube:

Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

Shared recently on Twitch:

Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

Spotted on Telegram:

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Going bananas on Threads:

Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

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We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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