Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.