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Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

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A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

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I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

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I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

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When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

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Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

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If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”