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Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

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Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

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Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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14 shares on Slack this month:

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

96 shares on Instagram this month:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

21 shares on Twitch this month:

My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

64 shares on X this month:

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

92 shares on X this month:

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

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“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

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Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

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Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

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No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

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When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

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I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

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Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

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There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

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“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

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Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

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If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

Going bananas on Reddit:

When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

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I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

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If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

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Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

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