Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.
- Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.
- A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.
- It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.
- The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.