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It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

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If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

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I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

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Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.