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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic mistake of going to the grocery store hungry. Who needs a roof over their head when you've got a cart full of snacks, am I right? 💸🛒 #FoodOverRent"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged budgeting, decisions, expenses, financial, financial decisions, food, grocery, grocery store, humor, hungry, i, month, need, pay, rent, shopping, store on Nov 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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