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- My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.
- I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
- If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.
- If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.
- A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.
