What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

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Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

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You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

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Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

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My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

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You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.