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I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

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You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

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Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

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I keep my mind active by worrying.

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I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

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Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

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Somebody needs to get my shit together.