What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

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Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

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Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

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No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

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You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

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That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.