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I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

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The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

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Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

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I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

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Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

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Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

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Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.