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“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

Commentary:
I've been trying to coo them in for years, but their sense of time is strictly for the birds! 🕒🐦😅

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged arrival, ask, bird, birds, ETA, humor, question, sky, travel, waiting on Nov 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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