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Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

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My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

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Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

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Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

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This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.