When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

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"When my husband says he'll just be a minute, it's like receiving a free pass to embark on epic adventures and conquer life's challenges in the time it takes him to tie his shoelaces! 🦸‍♀️🎨📺 #TimeWellSpent #WifeyPower"

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