When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.” Posted onMay 17, 2024May 17, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”. When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.” Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.” If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?” If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”
