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"Bravo to this wheelie awesome individual! ๐โฟ๏ธ Who knew saving the world would come with a seating arrangement requirement? ๐๐ฐ Keep rollin' towards that million, one wheel revolution at a time! ๐๐ฒ #WheelchairWisdom"
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When someone asks me why Iโm in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, โIโm not standing up until I’ve saved a million.โ
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