When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I've saved a million.”

When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

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