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I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

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(pausing the TV and turning to my kids) Now I want to talk to you guys for a second about what Bart just told that man to do.

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Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

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Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

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Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

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Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

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I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

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I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

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Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

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So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

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Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

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The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

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Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

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They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

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Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

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I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

75 shares on Threads this month:

I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

78 shares on Discord this month:

Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

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If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

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I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

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If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

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Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

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Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

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Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

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I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

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If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

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Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

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Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

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When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

This entire month could’ve been an email.

You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

For Halloween, I will be okay.

Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

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When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

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I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

This entire month could’ve been an email.

You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

For Halloween, I will be okay.

Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

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