Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

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Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

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Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

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I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

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As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

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I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

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Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

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In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

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I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.