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I wish I had a friend like me.

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I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

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Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

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One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.