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Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

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I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

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When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

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This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

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Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

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My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

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If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

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Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

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I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

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When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

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I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

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Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

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It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

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Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

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You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

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Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

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“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

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iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it.

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You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

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Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

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It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

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