Home Funny Quotes Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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"Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly hasn't experienced the cheesy goodness that shredded cheese brings to the table! 🧀💎 Move over diamonds, cheese is the real MVP in this friendship game! 😂"

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