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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

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Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

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Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

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I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

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Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

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The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.