Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

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Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

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If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

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“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

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When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

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Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

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You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.