Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhy do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly. To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success. Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later. Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day. When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.