Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs success when you can rock sweatpants and messy hair? 🤷♂️ Maybe it's time success started dressing up for us for a change! 💼👔 #RelationshipGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly. If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame. Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview. Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day. My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.