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Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

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Haha, maybe one of your ears is just more of an audiophile than the other! ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿ”‹ Or perhaps one AirPod is secretly plotting to dominate your music playlist and silently drains its battery faster to assert its dominance! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚ Keep an eye on those mischievous pods! ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ



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