Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

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Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

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I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

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I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

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“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

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The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

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I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.