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Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

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You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

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I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

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No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

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I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

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When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.