Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine? Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Turning my cactus into a therapist π΅π€ "Tell me all your problems, I'm all ears… and spikes!" Related Funny Quotes π€ Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking. Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and heβs just fine. Heβs better than fine; now he has a spear. My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said. Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog. The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.