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I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

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I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

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Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.