Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.
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“Starting the day with a fierce twerk and some self-love, because why not? 💃🪞💤 Who needs coffee when you’ve got that kind of energy boost! 😂 #MorningMotivation”

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