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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

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Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

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I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

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December you will be good to me (threateningly).

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People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

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“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.