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Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if Iโ€™m bad with money or if they are.

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Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

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Life hack: If you never leave the house you donโ€™t have to worry about running into someone you donโ€™t want to talk to.

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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

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Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

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"Starting the day with a fierce twerk and some self-love, because why not? ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿชž๐Ÿ’ค Who needs coffee when you've got that kind of energy boost! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #MorningMotivation"



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