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Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

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When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

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Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

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Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

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A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.